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[theyregooddogs]

I think it's time we got to know each other. Well, I got to know you two, since you have a good idea about me.

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[pandatreasure]

Nyehehe, you want to get to know us? Scandalous! What would the other students think?

[so we're off to a great start]

[theyregooddogs]

Not sure. And I'm not interested, either.

Are we going to have to use our bare hands for each murder? Or do we get to request tools after X number of kills?

[pandatrash]

Do you need a weapon? Can I give him a weapon? Let's pass out some weapons, Raquelle!

[flails its little arms excitedly]

[theyregooddogs]

[chuckles]

Scout's honor, they will only come out at night.

[pandatreasure]

Could you settle down for just five minutes?! Honestly!

[HUFFS!!! brothers]

Iiiiiii dunnooooo. What's your plan, huh?

[theyregooddogs]

Not getting my hands completely dirty. You loaded the deck well with those who have a higher propensity to kill along with those who would object to the point of suicide instead of homicide.

But your killers are going to immediately flag themselves, and the innocents are going to either be sheep to the slaughter or get wise to the game.

[pandatrash]

Yes, yes, I see, of course, indubitably.

[smile and nod, smile and nod... quietly peer at sister to see how she's reacting]

[pandatreasure]

[puts her paw on Tycoon's shoulder

flatly:]

Explain it again, but like we're five.

[theyregooddogs]

Right now, the people who would kill are generally stupid. The people who don't kill are going to figure them out. And I want to enjoy some part of this.

[pandatrash]

So... you want us to give weapons only to smart people?

[pandatreasure]

Wow, boring. Ever seen a stupid person with a machete? It's hilarious.

[pandatrash]

You don't even need to be stupid! I love the machete you got me for my birthday, sis!

[theyregooddogs]

[going to open emote frustration, because that is what these fuckos want, yep]

I would like a specific weapon.

[pandatreasure]

Awww, Tycoon, I'm so glad you—Oh, you're still here.

[tuts at Will!!]

You're so needy. What, is it your birthday?

[theyregooddogs]

I'd prefer Christmas. Joy to all around. So, are we playing ball?

[pandatrash]

Haha, don't worry! We didn't forget that Christmas is coming! By the way, that was something ominous I said, just now! KEH-HEH-HEH.

What kind of weapon do you want, anyway?

[theyregooddogs]

Oh, good, deck the halls.

I want psychoactive drugs and syringes.

[pandatrash]

Deck the halls, kick the balls! WEH-HEH-HEH!

Whatcha gonna do for us if we do that for you? Hyperthetically speaking.

[theyregooddogs]

Start your laugh with the k. It sounds more sinister, less like crying.

Hypothetically? Murder. It seems no one else is playing along yet, so it's not a bad offer.

[pandatreasure]

I agree. The k sound helps.

Hm hmmmm. Got a lucky winner in mind?

[theyregooddogs]

Tsumugi. Feigned suicide to unhinge Hiyori.

Akechi needs a one good push to crack. Hiyori and Kaiba are also good proxies.

Everyone else needs more time and fear to play along. —So, how does that game sound?

[pandatrash]

KWEH-KHEH-KHEH-KHEH....... KEEEEEEEEEEEHKEKEKEKE!

Sis! Sis, this guy is all right! And I have a good idea!

[pandatreasure]

[tiny applause!!]

Yeah, yeah? Let's hear it, Tycoon!

[pandatrash]

Let's make a bet, Will! We'll give you what you want and you can use it when you want... and if somebody dies in the killing night, even if you had nothing to do with it, you win! You don't have to pay us anything!

[theyregooddogs]

And what happens if I lose?

[pandatrash]

Then you do have to pay. Kek-kek-kek.

[theyregooddogs]

Nice variation.

I assume by "pay", you mean, I'll be killed.

[pandatrash]

And bingo was his name-o!