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[theyregooddogs]

[at your local, not Starbucks (tm) coffeeshop, there is a quiet guy just trying to get some coffee (black as midnight) whose phone keeps going off every thirty seconds and is sent quickly to voicemail]

Jack, please . . .

[alternatively, come up with your own prompt to bother the less jittery but still reclusive protag]

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[apicalpredator]

[ After maybe the fourth time the phone goes off, someone sitting at a nearby table finally takes it upon himself to comment. Very loudly and boisterously. ]

Gyahahah! You're pretty popular, Mister! Playin' hard-to-get keeps 'em coming, huh?

[theyregooddogs]

[hey, you ♥]

Ah, sorry. He's not used to waiting. For anything, really.