[The weapons are...pretty ordinary-looking. Entirely glitter-free? More than what we could ask for around here. Lots of lightweight swords, a couple of hatchets. Among them there's a fist-sized metal box on the ground; there are lots of visible circuit boards and some wires sticking out. Whatever project this was has gone unfinished.

The bookmarked page reads:
The raccoons can’t see this room. We made sure of it.
They’re actually really stupid. Put anything in the form of an anagram and they’re completely lost, it’s almost funny.
DO NOT LET THEM FIND OUT ABOUT THIS PLACE.
REPAIR THE GLASS WHEN YOU’VE LEFT.
IF THEY FIND OUT, IT’S OVER.
- A

...th-thanks]