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[theyregooddogs]

[tired, oh so tired:] Akira, what is your plan?

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[purrtagonist]

[small whine]

None of those sound nearly as good. . .

[theyregooddogs]

Because you have an addiction and false association.

[purrtagonist]

I'm pretty sure 80% of the world is addicted to caffeine.

[theyregooddogs]

It's lower than that. Not that much of the world even has access to clean water.

[purrtagonist]

I didn't-- I didn't mean that literally.

[theyregooddogs]

Oh.

. . . Well.

[#awkward]

[purrtagonist]

[. . .]

[an amused snort]

You're getting there. You probably need to tell and hear a few more jokes before they come naturally to you.

[theyregooddogs]

They come pretty naturally. I'm usually the only one laughing most of the time, though.

[purrtagonist]

. . . your sense of humor must be pretty unique.

[theyregooddogs]

And I spent too much time with forensics.

[purrtagonist]

Not everyone likes jokes about dead people, I guess.

[Akira's one of those people sometimes, but also, morbid humor has a time and a place!1]

[theyregooddogs]

Severed limbs and missing spleens are universal, however.

[look, it's a joke!!!]

[purrtagonist]

[SNORTS]

Right up there with stolen kidneys.

[theyregooddogs]

[gives a dry chuckle]

There, you're fitting right in.